A midget waddles into the library and asks, "Have you got a book on Irony?"
The librarian says, "Yeah, mate, it's on the top shelf."Submitted by: giorgiss
I just found out we have a local library. They kept that quiet.
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Is it just me or is the library that everyone seems to be going to have an unnecessarily rude librarian working there.
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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suffocation.
The librarian says, "Would you like a bag with that?"Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a library and says, "Have you got the book, 'How To Suck Yourself Off'?"
The librarian says, "It's over there; the one with the broken spine."Submitted by: giorgiss
So, David Carradine managed to persuade that librarian then...
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I wanted to do some DIY the other day, so I went to the library and asked the librarian if she had any books on shelves.
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Librarian walks into a bar.
The barman says, "Why the long face?"
Librarian says, "The site's back up."Submitted by: giorgiss
If Clarence takes 2 books out of one library and 3 books out of another, what does he have?
No friends.Submitted by: giorgiss
A librarian knocked on my door and asked to borrow a book on irony.
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