A man walks into a library and asks for a book on pessimism.
The librarian says; "Certainly, sir. There's a shelf over there, half full of them."
"It looks half empty to me," he replied.Submitted by: giorgiss
A man goes into a library and asks for a book with a surprise ending.
The librarian gives it to him.Submitted by: giorgiss
A Polish man walks into a library and asks ...
for a job.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was in the library when my mate sent me the funniest joke by text.
So I replied, 'los'Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a library and asks for a book.
He encounters no problems from the librarian and takes the book home...
Carlsberg don't do sickipedia library jokesSubmitted by: giorgiss
A blind man walks into a library and says, "Do you have any books on tape?"
The librarian says, "Yes, but it's not a very interesting subject."Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on curiosity.
The librarian asks, "What do you want to read that for?"Submitted by: giorgiss
Some things you need to get certain jobs:
Policeman : No criminal record and a good heart
Fireman : A good heart and little fear
Surgeon : A steady hand
Teacher : Like working with children
Shopowner : Friendly and hardworking
Librarian : Tourettes SyndromeSubmitted by: giorgiss
A child walks into a library and gets killed.
It was a mobile library travelling at 40mph.Submitted by: giorgiss
What do you call a girl in a library?
Paige Turner.Submitted by: giorgiss
