A man walks into a library and says, "I..."
The librarian interrupts "in the duplicate section"Submitted by: giorgiss
Man goes into a library and asks for a book on 'Probability'.
Librarian says, "It might be on that shelf over there".Submitted by: giorgiss
Sepp Blatter walks in to a bribary.....
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A librarian was shocked when a young girl, who looked no more than nine-years old, tried to borrow a book called "Advice for young Mothers."
"Surely, dear, you can't be pregnant?"
"What are you on about? I just collect moths."Submitted by: giorgiss
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says, "Okay."
"Really?" asks the man. "Usually you're much m..."
"APRIL FOOLS!"Submitted by: giorgiss
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on pick-up lines.
The librarian replies, "It's in my house, if you want to come over and collect it."Submitted by: giorgiss
A drunk walks into a library and says, "Can I have fish and chips, please?"
The woman says, "Sir, this is a library!"
The drunk stammers, "Oh, sorry!" He pauses, then whispers, "Can I have fish and chips, please?"Submitted by: giorgiss
A Sickipedian walks into a library.
The librarian says "Crack a joke and I'll stab you!"Submitted by: giorgiss
Is the Bridgend library the only one that does actually lend books on suicide?
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A German student walks into a library.
Everyone takes cover.Submitted by: giorgiss
