Went to the library and asked the librarian "Excuse me, do you have any books on alternative child birth techniques?"
"Have you tried the C-Section?" she replied.Submitted by: giorgiss
A man was arrested for breaking into a library.
They threw the book at him.Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on Hitler.
'It's on the far right' the librarian replies.
'Thank you, I'd also like a book on Marxist theory'
'Furthest left sir'
'and Nick Clegg?'
'Sorry sir, I don't know where that one is'Submitted by: giorgiss
I man goes into a Korean library and asks for a book on Dogs
The Librarian replies: "It's over there, in the cookery section".Submitted by: giorgiss
