Man walks into a library & asks if they have any books on probabilities. The librarian says, "Most unlikely."
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My wife likes to tease me a bit by always asking "Is it in yet"
I wish she would stop ordering obscure books from the Library where I work.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was going to go to the library and ask for a book about 21st century technology and its impact on society.
Then I realised the library had been shut down due to lack of interest, so I Googled it instead.Submitted by: giorgiss
Man goes in library & asks if they have any books on boomerangs. The librarian says, "You're in luck! This one's just come back."
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A paki goes into a library and asks the librarian if they have a book about making people happy .
The librarian replies "Yes, try this book on suicide."Submitted by: giorgiss
A man went to a library and asked if there were any books on marriage.
The librarian replies, "Yeah, it's just up the aisle."Submitted by: giorgiss
Man walks into a library and asks for a book on ice-cream.
Librarian says, "Which one? We've got hundreds and thousands."Submitted by: giorgiss
Went into the library today and asked the women if they had any books on diagnosing testicular cancer.
"Let me have a look for you"
That's what I call good serviceSubmitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a library and asks "do you have any books with an abrupt ending?"
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I went into the library and asked for a book about leprechauns, horse shoes, and rabbit feet.
"you're in luck" replied the librarianSubmitted by: giorgiss
