A woman walks into a library and asks for a book on childbirth.
The Librarian says "try over there in the C section".Submitted by: giorgiss
Stevie Wonder walks into a library and says "Honey, I'm home!"
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So, I was working in a library and this bloke comes up to me and says, "Do you have a bookmark?"
I said, "Yes, we have hundreds...but my name's Dave"Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just written a book on suicide.
If this site is anything to go by, it'll be a best seller.Submitted by: giorgiss
Gerry and Kate McCann walk into a library - not like them to bring something back...
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I went to the Library today and asked the Librarian, "Do you have any books on naked children?"
She replied, "No, sorry, our books are all on shelves."Submitted by: giorgiss
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on chlamydia.
The librarian says, "You're girlfriend already has it, she said that she gave it to you!"Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on tides.
The librarian says, "I'm sorry sir, that's just gone out."Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on pantomimes.
The librarian says; "It's behind you!"Submitted by: giorgiss
A Jewish midget walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian replies; Well thats a little unorthodox.Submitted by: giorgiss
