Bloke walks into a library.
"How's business", he asks.
"You wouldn't believe it", says the librarianSubmitted by: giorgiss
Ricky Ponting walks into a library.
And the librarian says,"Looking for a book on suicide, aren't you ?"Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a library and says, "Have you got a book on card tricks?"
The librarian says, "Yes, pick one of these books, any book, look at it, then put it back in the pile."Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a Library and says:
'Excuse me......' To which the Librarian answers, 'A book on mind reading and telling the future? I can recommend this one here.'Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on rude insults.
The librarian says 'I'm sorry, I left it at your mother's house'.Submitted by: giorgiss
Alexander McQueen goes to the library and asks for a book on suicide.
Must have been a good book.Submitted by: giorgiss
An American sits at home stuffing cheeseburgers and watching TV, wondering what a library looks like.
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An American drives past a library.
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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on Bin Laden
The librarian replies "Sorry, it's already been taken out"Submitted by: giorgiss
I've been trying to hire a librarian.
But they're all fully booked.Submitted by: giorgiss
