"Whistle while you work"
In hindsight, this is probably not the best of ways to hold down a job at the library.Submitted by: giorgiss
A bloke asked the librarian why Tales of Robin Hood had been withdrawn from the collection. The librarian replied, "Too much Saxon violence."
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Memo
Books on suicide are currently unavailable at this time, sorry for any inconvenience.
Thanks,
Bridgend Public LibrarySubmitted by: giorgiss
A man goes to the library...
...but it was closed due to government spending cuts.Submitted by: giorgiss
An American goes to the library.
Yeah right, Americans can't read.Submitted by: giorgiss
A man goes into a library and asks, "Have you got The Grapes Of Wrath?"
The librarian says, "No, I always walk like this."Submitted by: giorgiss
A bloke walks into a library and asks for a book on braille and the man behind the counter says "This is a chemist mate".
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I've burnt my library card as a silent protest.
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I walked into a library yesterday and asked for a book on suicide to see what would happen. And what did I get? Six months of therapy three times a week. Thanks for the bright idea guys.
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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on sarcasm.
The librarian says; "Yeah, 'cause you're gonna bring it back, aren't you?"Submitted by: giorgiss
