Man goes into a library and asks for a book on Jade Goody's tragic death.
Librarian says; "We're eagerly awaiting the arrival of that".Submitted by: giorgiss
my friend was on eBay looking for a book on suicide, you just can't get them anywere anymore
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A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on Paedophilia.
The librarian says; "Just have this boy - he asked me for a book on memory loss and he said he can't find his dad."Submitted by: giorgiss
I really need to do something about my pimple problems.
I fell asleep at the library the other day and woke up only to find a blind guy reading my face.Submitted by: giorgiss
I need to borrow a book on 'How to milk something'...
Anyone got any ideas?
Try your local library, I know a man who did!Submitted by: giorgiss
I was in a newsagents, reading a magazine when the shopkeeper came up to me and said "This is not a library".
So I said, "Alright, I will talk louder then".Submitted by: giorgiss
I walked into a library earlier and asked for a book on interrogation...
The librarian replies, 'Yes, but why would you want that?'Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walked into a library and asks if they have maps.
The toilet attendant then directed him to the front desk.Submitted by: giorgiss
I went to the library and asked the librarian if she had any books on Hitler.
Sehe said "Yes, in the far-right corner."Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on how to be rude to customers.
The librarian says, "Kindly eff off, Sir, I'm only halfway through the first chapter myself."Submitted by: giorgiss
