BBC news: "Reward of $5m for US agent death"
You might as well make money doing something you love.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just seen the couple who won the Euromillions.
They are fat and Scottish and old and look like they could be brother and sister and I'm not bitter in the slightest!Submitted by: giorgiss
They say counting money is bad luck,
In that case poor people dont have much to worry about.Submitted by: giorgiss
Taught an American about small currency exchange rates.
Took a while but the penny dropped eventually.Submitted by: giorgiss
I work on the end of the production line at the U.S. Bureau of printing and engraving.
The buck stops with me.Submitted by: giorgiss
You know it's bad when you receive a letter from Blockbuster saying you owe a late fee for a VHS rental
Submitted by: giorgiss
Why do Jews have such long life expectancies?
They don't like to buy it.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife told me she's pregnant with a girl. That's great, I can save 20% on allowance!
Submitted by: giorgiss
Saw a book today at a car boot sale called "I Can Make You Rich"
Works then?Submitted by: giorgiss
I punched a hole in the wall earlier.
The bank were NOT happy.Submitted by: giorgiss
