If I ever win the lottery, all of my neighbours are going to be so rich!
I'm going to move to a rich neighbourhood.Submitted by: giorgiss
"Maths for Dummies!" Ten pounds, or three for thirty-five quid!
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A beggar asked me for 50P for a sandwich. I said, "First let me see the sandwich."
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My wife says I only married her because her dad left her loads of money in his will.
She's wrong. I don't care where she got all her money from.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm not a big fan of Formula 1.
If I wanted to drive round and round aimlessly for obscene amounts of money, I'd have become a London cabbie.Submitted by: giorgiss
I invested $1000 in some American shares.....
It made a lot of cents.Submitted by: giorgiss
France are set to be the latest country to be troubled financially, due to the large payout the referee is set to receive.
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My family are really poor.
On my 12th birthday they put half a cake with six candles up against a mirror.Submitted by: giorgiss
I went to see my bank manager and he said that I am going to have to pay interest.
I tried, but it was so boring.Submitted by: giorgiss
I took my daughter to school today in my clapped-out old Fiesta.
Looks like I got lucky and managed to avoid the hazardous off-road terrain the other parents obviously had to cross in their vehicles.Submitted by: giorgiss
