Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year.
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I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.
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Don't you just hate it when people think there clever but use the wrong grammar?
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My grandad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from Edinburgh zoo.
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If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
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I often say to myself, "I can't believe that cloning machine worked!"
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I was recently the subject of a joke. I chickened out of a fight, and crossed the road to get away.
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I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
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Grab your taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican.
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Sickipedia one liners.
Because we shouldn't have to think up our own Facebook statuses.Submitted by: giorgiss
