My history teacher once asked me if I knew what the holocaust was.
Hilarious, was apparently not the correct answer.Submitted by: giorgiss
Apparently, 3.5 out of 7 people overcomplicate things.
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He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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Sometimes I like to pop over to the house opposite my pub.
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Do deaf people get paranoid when farting in public?
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I've grown to hate low ceilings.
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Do women shake the petrol pump after filling up or is it just a man thing?
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Dear Kingsmill confessions, My favourite bread is Warburtons.
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Sky News: It's still blue with white clouds.
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Statistically, Nein out of ten Germans are attractive.
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