Barbie has an awful lot of nice mini skirts for a girl whose knees don't bend.
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Why aren't Audi A3s twice the size of Audi A4s?
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It's things like calling me a 'compulsive liar' which forced me to kill myself.
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I can tell you now, with my hand on my heart, I have no ribs.
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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong.
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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a desert?
Tired feet.Submitted by: giorgiss
I really should start saying "congratulations" instead of "are you keeping it?"
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I must say that was the best Sunday lunch I've had all week.
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Seems to me like most rioting in the world happens in the countries with the least bacon.
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Gullibility test kit - send 19.99 now!
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