Why are some of the jokes on here so bad timing?
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My wife accused me of being self-important.
I nearly fell off my throne.Submitted by: giorgiss
On a scale of Jordan to Jewish, how tight are you?
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Does Africa have a Lynx 'England' that smells of cigarettes and disappointment?
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Twice: So good they named it twice.
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My New Year's resolution is to stop leaving things so late.
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Maths problems, the only place where someone can buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why.
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Normally my dog eats my trainers but I didn't know whales done it too!
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If anyone is thinking about buying an auto-biography, I don't want to ruin the ending for you but they write a book.
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Religion is just for people who don't understand science.
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