"If you can't beat 'em, you're probably French..."
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Stable relationships are for horses
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I love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night.
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I don't like being called a racist, I prefer ethnic critic.
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Moses was the first person to use Control-C as a shortcut.
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What would happen if you poured self-raising flour on an orphan?
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Do history exams get harder every year?
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Apparently C P R is not as easy as A B C.
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RIP to Steve Jobs, who always lived life to the macs.
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I realised I didn't have many friends when I tried to text Dave and scrolled down my contacts list and accidentally texted Stuart.
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