Some people say i'm too vague.
But you know the famous saying...Submitted by: giorgiss
Fox News:
Basil Brush has moved house.Submitted by: giorgiss
I had a recurring dream once.
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Carlsberg don't do gingers, no-one does.
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Getting a hard-on is the only way I can get my wife to leave me alone.
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It's times like these, when I'm sat in bed with my computer on my knee, that I really wish I'd bought a laptop.
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If I had a crystal ball...
I'd sit down really carefully.Submitted by: giorgiss
My doctor said to me, "Do you know your sperm count?"
I said I didn't know they were that clever.Submitted by: giorgiss
I went to the museum and saw a Van Gogh painting. Underneath it said "Loaned anonymously."
I went to the front desk and said, "Id like my Van Gogh back now, please."Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife said she's leaving me because I never make any sense,
and thats why I dont like cricket.Submitted by: giorgiss
