Man walks into the doctors complaining of terrible headaches for which he has found no cure. He asks the doctor for help. The Doctor tells him that he too used to suffer from nasty and long term headaches but he had been cured by placing his head between his wife's thighs twice a week.
The man says he would try that and makes an appointment to check progress in a months time.
Along comes the second appointment and the man and the Doctor get chatting, "So how are are you headaches?" says the Doctor. "Just fine, all gone," says the man. "Oh and by the way, you have a lovely house Doctor."Submitted by: giorgiss
A girl visits her doctor and tells him she has terrible discharge.
'Ok, take your knickers off and lets check it out' he says.
She drops her knickers and he has a feel around. He says 'how does that feel?'
She says 'Ruddy wonderful but the discharge is from my ear'.Submitted by: giorgiss
"Doctor, doctor, I've got problems with my hearing."
"What are the symptoms?"
"They're those yellow people on TV."Submitted by: giorgiss
My daughter was running a temperature so I rang the doctor. He asked was she hot.
I said, "Well, with a little make-up..."Submitted by: giorgiss
Apparently a pub in London got in touch a few days ago asking Sickipedia if they wanted to do a Sickipedia stand-up comedy night.
I don't know about you but that sounds like a police-sting to me.Submitted by: giorgiss
The Chelsea board.
The Metropolitan Police.
A lady with an itchy crotch.
They all regret going for that Brazilian.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just saw this joke by swoosher7797
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My girlfriend isn't the brightest spark. I spent an hour explaining a legendary Sickipedia joke to her and she still didn't get it.
So I got 8 mates over and we really explained it to her.
Now she understands.
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You took her appendix out?Submitted by: giorgiss
Patient: "Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!"
Doctor: "That's the least of your problems... You have AIDS."Submitted by: giorgiss
I was arrested for impersonating a police officer last night.
It turned out alright in the end though; I let myself go without pressing any charges.Submitted by: giorgiss
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then onto a little seesaw and then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.Submitted by: giorgiss
