Apparently a lot of sniffer dogs are vanishing into thin air.
Police say they have several leads...Submitted by: giorgiss
A young woman goes to the gynaecologist's for the first time. She disrobes and places her legs in the stirrups. As the doctor begins to examine her, he says, "Relax, you are about to feel a little numbness."
"What do you mean?" asks the woman.
The doctor puts his head in between her legs and mumbles, num-num-num-num-num-num...Submitted by: giorgiss
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands,
Police say that he topped himself.Submitted by: giorgiss
I rang the local ramblers club yesterday.
The bloke at the other end went on and on and on.Submitted by: giorgiss
I went to the doctor's the other day and he said, "I can't find a cause for your illness though, quite frankly, I think it's the drinking."
"Okay," I said, "I'll come back when you're sober."Submitted by: giorgiss
So I said to this Doctor in the pub today. "Do you treat alcoholics?"
He said "Not usually, but what you having?"Submitted by: giorgiss
Don't bother putting those handcuffs on me, officer; they don't fit.
Me and your wife have already established that.Submitted by: giorgiss
Old lady goes to the dentist, sits on the chair, lowers her panties and lifts her legs up.
Dentist says "I'm not a Gynaecologist."
"I know," she says "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."Submitted by: giorgiss
I recently got a job at a prison brothel.
It has its pros and cons.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm a Community Support Officer, and I'm a fake PC
Submitted by: giorgiss
