Police knocked at my door last night and said, " Sorry for troubling you sir, but can we have a quick word?"
I said, "Velocity?"Submitted by: giorgiss
If it's a crime to impersonate a policeman...
should community support wardens be arrested?Submitted by: giorgiss
If you get stopped by the police in the car and they get you to wind the window down and ask, "Do you know why we pulled you over, sir?"
Apparently, "Did you forget?" isn't a suitable answer.Submitted by: giorgiss
I don't really get what's so hot about role playing. I dated this black girl who wanted me to play the role of a police officer... so I tazed her and planted cocaine in her pocket.
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Auctioneers are proof that white people could rap if they tried hard enough.
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A woman goes to a gynaecologist. Whilst examining her, the doctor asks, "So, have you ever had a check up here before?"
"No, but I have had some Germans and an Austrian."Submitted by: giorgiss
"What are my chances, doctor?"
"Well, I've done this operation 94 times..."
"Great, that's nice to know."
"...and I'm bound to get it right one of these days."Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just been sacked from my job at the post office but I think I was too young for it anyway. All day long I would sit there sorting letters and listening to the radio but every time a song finished I would open one of the parcels.
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I smoked a joint earlier.
All I need to do now is cure it and I'll have the best Christmas ham you've ever seen.Submitted by: giorgiss
I committed the perfect crime: I stopped paying my psychiatrist.
He took me to court and I pleaded insanity.Submitted by: giorgiss
