Phew, that was a close one. I've just been through the mill with the police enquiry into how I arrested that guy with Cerebal Palsy. Sometimes film footage can work for and against you ...
But as I told them, he's clearly trying to take a bite out of my steel toecaps.Submitted by: giorgiss
I broke the cars suspension today going over one of those sleeping police man.
Well he looked like he was sleeping after the second go.Submitted by: giorgiss
My tarot card reading business has gone bust.
My life's in runes.Submitted by: giorgiss
I just got fired from my job as the local barber for setting my customers' left and right on fire.
Apparently "Sideburns' weren't what I thought they were.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just given a speech to a group of clothesline salesmen.
They were hanging on my every word.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm the kind of guy people tell their children to not get involved with.
The policeSubmitted by: giorgiss
My doctor told me that my stomach is lined with a fatty residue.
I told her she looks fat in her dress, we all have problems.Submitted by: giorgiss
Long ago, someone who sacrificed sleep, forgot his family, his friends and his food and forgot laughter were called "Saints"
Now they're called "IT Professionals"Submitted by: giorgiss
I remember the first time i ever tried my hand at stand up comedy.
The curtains went back the lights came on , and on i walked.... for about two steps and then i fell through the floor.
Quick as a flash , and still holding the Microphone i looked up at the stunned audience and said "Its just a Stage i'm going through".Submitted by: giorgiss
I was thinking of becoming a Doctor
I have the handwriting for it.Submitted by: giorgiss
