I feed my children sewage.
They are, quite literally, drains on my resources.Submitted by: giorgiss
Identical Twins.
They're all the same.Submitted by: giorgiss
Taking everything into account, my bank is pretty full.
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So Sarah Harding is off into rehab.
Someone told me there's no girls aloud in rehab?Submitted by: giorgiss
I used to work as a refuse collector....
It was a load of rubbish though really...Submitted by: giorgiss
People say I'm good at fractions, but they don't know the half of it.
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I went to school in a wendy house... I found it hard to fit in
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Just finished my first shift as a croupier at a casino.
Dealt with everything quite well.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just quit my job with National rail.
Couldn't be doing with all the training.Submitted by: giorgiss
My teachers always said I would be an underachiever and they were right - just won the world limbo dancing championships.
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