Just watching the Brazil match on TV. That Robinho looks good, if I was the Manchester City manager I'd try and sign him.

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Al-Qaeda must be reeling after the death of Bin Laden.
Where on earth will they find another bearded Muslim extremist to replace him?

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Apparently Omid Djalili is Iranian.
Why doesn't he tell us this more often?

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ABC ... Easy as 1,2,3
Unless of course, ABC stands for Airways, Breathing and Circulation

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I like these re-sealable cheese packets. They're fantastic.
It's like folding the end of the packet over, only more awkward and time-consuming.

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I had that horrible thing happen yesterday when I bought something from the shop only to find it was out of date when I got home.
It was the new Peter Kay DVD.

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After criticism of their product Walkers announce there is at least one large potato in every pack of Walkers crisps.
The 24 Multipack.

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My wife and I are going out with some of her friends tonight and I have to say, I'm so excited that I can hardly contain my sarcasm.

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Daily Mail:
"Briton fell to his death jumping between 5th floor hotel balconies in Spain after all-day drinking session".
My sincere condolences go out to KFC on the devastating loss of a future employee.

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British councils: Please dress your children warmly for the wintry conditions.
Thanks for that tip! I was about to send them to school in shorts and flip flops!

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