So England v Holland tomorrow has been postponed.
It's funny how the Ghana v Nigeria match at Watford hasn't been cancelled if it had there would've been riots everywhere!!Submitted by: giorgiss
Some religious nut just approached me in the street and said, "Do you think the world will ever end?"
I said, "I doubt it, it's a circle."Submitted by: giorgiss
There's nothing more annoying or impersonal than receiving a 'send to many' text...
Anyway, Merry Christmas everyone.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just logged on to find 'no unread messages' mayne I logged onto Trickipedia.
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You know how you doodle art in your books at school.... I wonder if art students doodle maths equations on their drawings?
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How nice it was for Manchester City Council, to posthumously make the late Tony Wilson a Freeman of the City. It must be great comfort for his widow to know that Tony's ghost can walk sheep and cattle over bridges, and carry an un-sheathed sword in public.
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I took the wife to a restaurant. We ordered our food and wait ages for the order to arrive. Finally a young man arrives and places the order on our table. I said to him "Are you the waiter who took my order?" The waiter replied " yes sir ,I am." "Thats funny" I said, "I was expecting someone much older."
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Oryza sativa: So good they named it rice.
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I think whoever works at the marketing teams for cigarettes needs to be told that "Smoking Kills" is the worst slogan I've seen in years.
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I'm just logging on to facebook to see who's ill and who's kids are ill.
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