If you want to help with the restoration of the church....
Give us a bell.Submitted by: giorgiss
I saw my girlfriend lying on our bed looking miserable. I said, "Let's turn that frown upside down."
Any excuse for a 69.Submitted by: giorgiss
My Granddad always used to tell me that it's not the winning, it's the taking part.
Then again, he is German.Submitted by: giorgiss
My best childhood memory was falling asleep on the couch and waking up in bed thinking..
"Wow, I can teleport".Submitted by: giorgiss
Some old sayings are too stupid for words. I can scientifically state, after extensive experiments in my shed;
That a cat only has one life.Submitted by: giorgiss
Women, we don't want to put ourselves in your shoes,
We want to put our hands in your knickers.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife has just been sacked from the jigsaw factory. She's in pieces.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Whoever said "nothing lasts forever" obviously hasn't tried masturbating over Susan Boyle!
Submitted by: giorgiss
My old gran used to say, "You don't miss what you never had"
What if you fell in a lake and never had swimming lessons?Submitted by: giorgiss
When writing a college paper, I have a length suggestion.
Think of it as a girl's skirt; make it long enough to cover the subject but short enough to be interesting.Submitted by: giorgiss
