I'll get your coat, you've pulled a gentleman.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I've invented a more efficient whisk
It's causing quite a stir.Submitted by: giorgiss
There's no "I" in team but there are 5 in individual brilliance.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just started going out with some anorexic twins, two birds one stone
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Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for life.
Give an octopus nunchucks, and no-one's eating fish ever again.Submitted by: giorgiss
Bigger is better.
Unless it's a tumour.Submitted by: giorgiss
Apparently, California has the highest rates of depression and adultery in America.
Sounds like a sad state of affairs.Submitted by: giorgiss
Big shout out to the partially deaf.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I've always been the kind of person who likes to think outside of the box.
Although it has harmed my career as a goalkeeper.Submitted by: giorgiss
My friend told me, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
So I lobbed a dictionary at his head - that showed him.Submitted by: giorgiss
