My old man used to say "When in Rome do as the Romans do..."
That was just before he got locked up in an Italian prison for murdering 20,000 Christians.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was taught, the real secret in business is honesty.
Absolute, irresistible, downright, honesty.
Once you learn to fake that, you?ll make a fortune.Submitted by: giorgiss
Whoever said anything is possible, obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
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Some guy told me I was ''Flying Low'' this morning, I just ignored him.
68 civilian deaths and a suspension without pay later, I'm thinking that I really should take more notice of my Co-Pilot.Submitted by: giorgiss
My last slave died from asking rhetorical questions.
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My optician told me I was colour-blind yesterday.
That was a bolt from the yellow.Submitted by: giorgiss
Behind every successful woman there is a bloke who has just told her how to do it 3 times.
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Never judge a book by its cover.
Use the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.Submitted by: giorgiss
Apparently the Chuckle Brothers have only just finished opening their Christmas presents.
The labelling was, once again, a nightmare.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just moved into my new flat and directly below me is a police station.
It would appear that I'm above the law.Submitted by: giorgiss
