I saw a flock of baby flamingo chicks being really naughty today.
I think the parents need to put their foot down.Submitted by: giorgiss
The wife always says, "Treat others as you would like to be treated by them."
And yet when I slip my hand in her best mates knickers, I'm in the wrong...Submitted by: giorgiss
Friends are like potatoes: if you eat them, they die.
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Internet dating: the odds are good but the goods are odd.
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A woman is like a game of pool. It's game over once the black's gone in.
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My friend said he's going to set a new standard in pubs by opening one on the top of a mountain.
Personally, I think he's raised the bar too high.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate has invented a new hobby called "blindfold plane watching".
Can't see it taking off.Submitted by: giorgiss
'With great power comes a great electricity bill.'
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'Crime never pays'
Unless of course, you steal money.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've been thinking... If poison goes out of date, does it become more or less deadly?
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