According to the new school curriculum, children from the age of five will be expected to learn and recite poetry.
We always read poetry at my school anyway. It's just most of it was written in the school toilets.Submitted by: giorgiss
I had a very important role at school.
I was a day boy.
Or at least I think that's what they were shouting.Submitted by: giorgiss
Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention here please?
Student: Yes Sir, I am paying as little attention as i can.Submitted by: giorgiss
My results today reflect my mood for the future
CBA.Submitted by: giorgiss
My English teacher taught me to write about what I know.
He regretted that when I handed in my story about an old depressed English teacher, whose wife is leaving him.Submitted by: giorgiss
I wish I was 14 again, when I'd leave school with maybe homework and a detention
Now when I go near schools, I leave with an erection and a court date.Submitted by: giorgiss
The teacher says:
"If you kids in the last row could be a little bit more quiet like the ones in middle reading comics, then the kids in the front row could sleep much better."Submitted by: giorgiss
I was stopped by a policeman yesterday after he caught me truanting from school in the cinema yesterday. He said "Shouldn't you be in school?"
"No, I'm home-schooled, officer, by my mum" I replied
"Shouldn't you be at home learning from your mum then?" He asked.
"Teacher Training Day" I said.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between a nightclub bouncer and Derby University?
A nightclub bouncer won't let you in if you've got a few Es!Submitted by: giorgiss
My school days were the happiest days of my life, which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years.
Submitted by: giorgiss
