Geometry is just plane fun!
Submitted by: giorgiss
I didn't know the answer to the exam question "What is plagiarism?"
So I just copied off the bloke next to me.Submitted by: giorgiss
Today, my history teacher asked,
'What the most disgusting history you've observed Jimmy?'
Turns out my older brother's web history wasn't a suitable answer...Submitted by: giorgiss
When I found two generous E's in my exam results today, I was a bit disappointed, but once I took them, my results were looking a lot better.
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I remember at a parents evening, my head of year told my parents my future was going places.
The asked: "Like what? Scientist? Teacher?"
He replied: "No, he's going to be a travel agent".Submitted by: giorgiss
After some of my students pulled a prank on me, I decided to teach them a lesson.
Since it's my job and everything.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was always better at Geography than Maths. When asked "what is long division?" I answered "The Berlin Wall".
Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just failed my end of term art exam...
Q, If Jamal has blue paint and mixes it with your yellow paint, what does he get?
Apparently 'A punch' is not the correct answer.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was sat in my Economics lesson today, where discussion was all about complimentary goods.
A call from one side heard "Shampoo and Conditioner", "Crackers and Cheese" from another, but apparently "Vaseline and tissues" isn't a suitable answer.Submitted by: giorgiss
When I was at school, I spent half my time scared of things like fractions.
Well, I say half my time.Submitted by: giorgiss
