Jokes in category: “school”:

My son Robert came home with a really impressive end of term school report this week.
Dean Fisher's parents must be very proud of him.

Submitted by: giorgiss

Today my teacher asked me "What would you bring if you were stuck on a desert island?"
I said "A plane would seem like a good idea."

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As soon as I finished my GCSEs, I dropped English, Maths, all of the Sciences, Art, Geography and French....
... and the rest is history.

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my teacher ether loves me or he's a peado.
he keeps putting kisses next to my work.

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I left school at 12, and loved it.
All of the other schools didn't finish until 3:30

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I was worried after being called into my hot science teacher's office, I had been drawing hearts on my work before handing it in to her.
I was upset at what she had to say. I thought I was doing everything right, but she said I had to change.
I was wrongly labelling the atria and ventricles.

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Protractor; now that's a learning curve!

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I was called in to my son's school the other day. The teacher showed me the graffiti he'd scrawled on another kid's jotter: "Ranjeev is a Paki and he stinks".
I was furious. "This is disgusting!", I shouted, "I won't allow any child of mine to write such things!".
So I took him home, sat him down, and explained why he should never use tautologies.

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I think using Sickipedia should become part of the school curriculum for 5 - 10 year olds.
Okay their innocent little minds will be corrupted and there is also a good chance they would be groomed by a paedophile but at least they would be able to spell properly and have good grammar.

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A lot of the people I went to high school with are getting married and having kids.
A lot of the people I went to high school with are idiots.

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