An old friend dropped by and we talked about the past while looking through our college yearbook. I pointed out the three girlfriends I banged. He beat me though when he listed his sixteen scores.
I would have won but medical cadavers don't count.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mates and I got our results back today, none of us failed!
We all have aids.Submitted by: giorgiss
"A" level results announced, within 10 minutes the server collapses and everyone's panicking they won't get a place."
Don't worry, McDonald's have repaired the server and said there's plenty of jobs for all......Submitted by: giorgiss
I got an A on my English paper today. Well I think I did...
I'm not sure whether the F, I and L make it better or worseSubmitted by: giorgiss
Just found out my son's having some bullying problems. Apparently the school won't let him do it.
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Teacher: Where is your homework?
Me: Sorry Sir, my dog ate it.
Teacher: But, you homework was to make an abstract object made of razorblades.
Me: I know Sir. My dog is dead.Submitted by: giorgiss
All the people opening their A levels on tv
Why won't one of you fail?
PleaseSubmitted by: giorgiss
BBC News: Exam board put foreign names in tests to avoid suspision of racism.
Nasty gits, as if it isn't hard enough already for dyslexic people to read the questions.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate is a part-time teacher, or teacher as it is known.
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Teenage pregnancy and drug use rates are rising.
No wonder this year's biology and chemistry exam results reached a record high.Submitted by: giorgiss
