At school I was always getting in trouble for fighting, throwing things and disrupting lessons.
But I never once regret my years as a teacher.Submitted by: giorgiss
My maths teacher staples Burger King applications on failed tests
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At my school every student smokes pot before school.
That way no one misses out on higher education.Submitted by: giorgiss
They say 'a picture paints 1000 words'.
Apparently the exam board disagrees with this statement where 5000-word essays are concerned.Submitted by: giorgiss
When i was teaching at the school the other day a student came in 15 minutes late. I said
"Where have you been?"
"I've been up Cherry Hill sir," the boy said. So then I asked him to sit down and get on with his work. 5 minutes later another boy walks in.
"Where have you been?" I demanded.
"I've been up Cherry Hill sir," He said. Then he sat down and got on with his work. 20 minutes later another boy walks in.
"Where have you been?" I demanded once again.
"I've been up Cherry Hill sir."
"Can someone please tell me where Cherry Hill is?" A young girl walks in and says,
"Right here sir."Submitted by: giorgiss
I used to hate maths but then I realised decimals have a point.
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I kicked my daughter out of the house for missing a period.
A bit harsh perhaps, but in my house we pride ourselves on correct sentence construction.Submitted by: giorgiss
My English teacher told me that I don't understand the concept of explaining things properly in my written work,
it made me feel this small.Submitted by: giorgiss
Teenage girls. Don't worry if you didn't do great in your GCSEs.
As long as you got a 'C' in Childcare you're sortedSubmitted by: giorgiss
My Wife asked me what I had done at work today.
As a teacher, I told her I had asked the children to describe glaciers.
'I see', she said...
Exactly the answer most of the children gave.Submitted by: giorgiss
