Good luck to all the 16 year olds getting there GCSE's results today!
And their kids getting SATS.Submitted by: giorgiss
'Active children get best grades', claim education experts.
What about Stephen Hawking?Submitted by: giorgiss
I managed to write half a page about a family member earlier.
Pa.Submitted by: giorgiss
Whilst getting my hair cut, i was chatting to the hairdresser who was quite good looking. Everything was going great and I thought I had a shot so I built up the courage to ask her the necessary question:
"So, no GCSE's then?"Submitted by: giorgiss
I got 5 A*s for my A level results.
Just kidding, I'm not Chinese.Submitted by: giorgiss
Those who can. Can.
Those who can't. Teach.
Those who can't teach. Teach PE.Submitted by: giorgiss
"Tom cannot attend school today because he has a bad cold."
"Who's speaking?
"My Dad."Submitted by: giorgiss
I went back to my old school today. It was the first time in twenty years.
I went back for the funeral of my old Science teacher, and they asked me to say a few words so I did,
Method : We put the coffin in the crematorium.
Observations : It burned with an orangey bright flame.
Conclusion : No more homework!Submitted by: giorgiss
In secondary school I was voted most likely to reminisce.
Submitted by: giorgiss
At school I was always hopeless at fractions, half the time I didn't have a clue what any of the numbers meant.
Well I say half the time.Submitted by: giorgiss
