Me and the wife were called in by my little boys teacher because he's been using racist language.
"Your son has been using some really quite offensive words," said the teacher, "I'm worried about the role models he might have."
"Absolute rubbish," I said, "Come on Ava, lets go, I'm not going to let him talk about Adolf in this way".Submitted by: giorgiss
It would be great to judge a spelling bee "Spell threw."
"Can you use it in a sentence?"
"I threw the ball through the goal."Submitted by: giorgiss
I took the lockpicking A Level because I thought it would open many doors for me in later life.
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Studied: BTEC National Diploma in IT
Job: Checkouts at morrisonsSubmitted by: giorgiss
After a seven year old in my primary school had his leg badly broken in a nasty tackle playing football, the school banned us from playing.
Well, us teachers anyway.Submitted by: giorgiss
I never used to pay attention in school, and my teacher said I'd never achieve my dreams by looking at a window.
I've proven her wrong. I've achieved my dreams, I'm now a window cleaner in Amsterdam.Submitted by: giorgiss
I failed my physics A-level today.
I was asked to provide an example of an infinite reality loop. Apparently "an Indian man calling his bank helpline" wasn't the right answer.Submitted by: giorgiss
When I was at school I got an A in English.
Which is probably one of the reasons I failed my English exam.Submitted by: giorgiss
A mate of mine is a bit worried about his 8-year old daughter. She's not integrating well with the other kids at school.
I think she's a bit young to be doing calculus.Submitted by: giorgiss
I could count with the fingers on one hand the number of times I've been called a useless Maths teacher.
As long as those fingers were operating a calculator.Submitted by: giorgiss
