I had a girl come up to me today and asked if we went to school together.
"We might have", I replied.
She said , "what year were you in"?
"Erm........ Every year...."Submitted by: giorgiss
I struggled with my maths exam today.
The question asked "What is the area of the triangle with base ad and height b?"
I just remember thinking "This isn't half bad".Submitted by: giorgiss
I have not been to confession since I wet myself in school.
I've not been to another parent's evening since.Submitted by: giorgiss
The real reason to come to school in summer;
Not for the end of year exams, different sports, or even socialising with friends.
Just the constant erections upon seeing bra after bra through girls shirts.Submitted by: giorgiss
A teacher asks the boys and girls whose parents are making a lot of money
John: My mother is a hooker, she makes a lot of money
Peter: My father is a police officer, he makes also a lot of money
Little James is looking a bit dazed hearing this, and the teacher asks him: James, does your father also make a lot money?
James: My father is a truck driver, and if there wouldn't be hookers and police officers, he would earn a lot too!Submitted by: giorgiss
" I've got an 'A' for my essay."
"Great news son! I'm proud of you."
"I haven't handed it in yet. Any other letters I could add?"Submitted by: giorgiss
What have school teachers and paedophiles got in common?
It's not very cool to admit it, but all kids try hard to be their favourite.Submitted by: giorgiss
I remember hearing my grandad tell people he was on one of the first boats to arrive on the beach of Dunkirk but that he was also on one of the first boats back.
I think he shot himself in the foot.Submitted by: giorgiss
Last month President Obama made a televised speech from a high school in Arlington, VA, in which he said: "Every single one of you has something that you're good at [...] And you have a responsibility to yourself to discover what that is".
Mr Obama was right, as most of us discovered at the age of 12.Submitted by: giorgiss
I made History today.
Sadly got up to late for Geography though.Submitted by: giorgiss
