I failed all my AS exams last summer, In exams I can't stop myself from doing origami. My girlfriend says its because I fold under pressure.
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I've just sat through a lecture on 'how obesity affects constipation'.
It was heavy going.Submitted by: giorgiss
Gravity is a law. Lawbreakers will be brought down!
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okay so I have to stand up in front of all the staff at inset day 2morrow and talk about what inspires me as a teacher........ should I mention the 12 weeks holiday a year I get???
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The only person who can get better results in my exams than me is Mark Scheme.
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My dad always told me rules are there to be broken.
That is why I could never draw a straight line in school.Submitted by: giorgiss
I couldn't be bothered getting my son a costume for his dress up day at school today, so just told him to take the laptop with him.
"How's that dressing up?" my son asked.
"Easy, just tell them your a pirate" I replied.Submitted by: giorgiss
How do you get loads of new bestfriends?
Open a pack of gum.Submitted by: giorgiss
I am moving to a new school and I know the other kids do "mum" jokes
I don't know how they are going to make fun of me though
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We live in a society where the students are higher than their grades.
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