My girlfriend didn't do very well in her GCSEs.
And her mother didn't appreciate me saying that she could go a long way with her 34 D's.Submitted by: giorgiss
I asked my Geography teacher where Mozambique is?
I dont know im your im your Maths teacher,he replied.
I said dont change the subject.Submitted by: giorgiss
There is a hide-and-seek game organization, the president of which hasn't been found yet...
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You're so fat, that on the first day of school you sat next to everybody.
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What happened to the PhD student that was on fire?
He suffered 3rd degree burns.Submitted by: giorgiss
I fell asleep during Geography, only to be woken up by the teacher a couple of minutes later.
"Hey, there, Sleeping Beauty!" she said sarcastically. "Why don't you tell us where Flanders is?"
Apparently, the answer "Right next to Homer, and now let me sleep, you stupid cow!" is only good for getting you a detention.Submitted by: giorgiss
so its GCSE results day today and if i do as well as im expecting then the only letters ill be seeing is A and E
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What goes, 'Two A's, Three B's, One C, Two D's and an E'?
The alphabet being recited by a dyslexic.Submitted by: giorgiss
My Mate Always Got Bullied At School,
Can't Be Easy When You Have The Name Paul Skinback.Submitted by: giorgiss
The kids go back to school tomorrow.
Dunno who's more excited, the parents or the pedo's?Submitted by: giorgiss
