When I was in school I was in a science lesson, and it was a quiz. My science teacher asked the questions and we put our hands up and answered them. The question was, "If lots of cells make a tissue, what do lots of tissues make?"
To which I replied, "A lonely Friday night?"Submitted by: giorgiss
I remember all the baking I did in home economics in school.
The teachers couldn't see round the back of that building.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was always the best at maths in school.
Pretty much the bare minimum as a teacher.Submitted by: giorgiss
At school they call me the whizz kid.
But then again that's only cause I wet myself in the GCSE maths exam.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was doing a chemistry paper today and the question was "Why is NH3 important to humanity"
Apparently "to serve Mein Fuher and rid the world of Jews" i not on the mark schemeSubmitted by: giorgiss
As I lay beneath the stars taking hundreds of spectacular pictures I couldn't help but think...
I've just taken voyeurism to an all new level of low.Submitted by: giorgiss
The school Career's Adviser is speaking to Johns dad. "Frankly," he said, "Your son is rude, churlish,vacant with an intelligence level bordering on moronic. On the rare occasions that I can extract a response from him, inevitably it is monosyllabic..... We think he has a great future ahead of him selling trainers in Sports Direct
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Got my results today, and like the thousand of other spotty tennagers i am over joyed. The condom worked and the girlfriend isn't pregnant.
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If there's one thing I definitely get from exams it's a new pen.
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I got all Bs and Cs at school.
It wasn't until I was a bit older that I moved onto harder drugs.Submitted by: giorgiss
