My school is putting on a play to show people how in danger African children are.
We don't get pre-show snacks.Submitted by: giorgiss
I said to my son, "What did you do at school today?"
He said, "We learnt about all the capitals."
"How many do you know?" I asked.
He said, "All of them."
I said, "All of them, are you sure?"
He said, "Yes, they're just like the small letters, but you write them a bit bigger."Submitted by: giorgiss
"So today I had this english test, and one question confused me. I had to find the past tense of "Think".
So I thought and I thought and I thought, and at the end I wrote: Thinked"Submitted by: giorgiss
For those taking their exams, remember what OCR really stands for...
Observe
Copy
Repeat.Submitted by: giorgiss
The Government should sack all the striking teachers and replace them with long-term unemployed Greeks.
They'd be glad of 36 weeks work a year.Submitted by: giorgiss
None of my mate's understand Venn diagrams, but my girlfriend and all her mate's do.
We move in very different circles.Submitted by: giorgiss
My PE teacher was a bully who went ballistic just because I couldn't complete the school cross country run after I pulled a calf.
He roared "I DID NOT TELL YOU TO STOP RUNNING!" as he dragged me off the baby cow.Submitted by: giorgiss
Teacher says:' so Rob the saying 'It only takes one tree to make a thousand match sticks, and it only takes one match to burn a thousand trees' what can we take from this?'
Rob: ' the other 999 matchesSubmitted by: giorgiss
Just like a lot of kids my age across the country i got my results back today and they are awful,
I've got chlamydiaSubmitted by: giorgiss
My old teacher was incredible at history. He knew the date of every battle, the wife of every king, the winner of every war.
Shame he taught Biology.Submitted by: giorgiss
