Just did a series of multiple choice question tests....I got all a's.
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There was a time I couldn't even spell the word "teacher".
Now I is one.Submitted by: giorgiss
Am I the only person who, when they finished their exams at school and the teacher said, "It feels great when you're done doesn't it?" who replied,"That's exactly what you said to me last night, Miss".
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I joined the debating society at school the other day. Clearly misunderstood what my teacher meant when he said we would have a maths-debate...
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I was always warned as a kid not to blow my own trumpet
However it was that mentality that caused my exclusion from the school orchestraSubmitted by: giorgiss
I remember in primary school we had a cupboard where we would kiss the girls at break time. A lot has changed since my day.
Its an abortion clinic now.Submitted by: giorgiss
At school I was known to be a bit of a maths genius, in 2003 I managed to get an A*!
It's amazing what can happen in 6 years.Submitted by: giorgiss
what do you call a scout with a lot of BBQ's? Bear grills
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The school disco said 'Cash prize for whoever dresses the most retro.'
So I turned up with just a leaf covering my dangly bits.Submitted by: giorgiss
The school register:
The kid from Eastern Europe - Check
The kid with Tourette's - Tick
The birthday boy - "Present"
The deaf kid - "Ear"
The kid on drugs - "Hi"
The dead kid- "ah late again i see"Submitted by: giorgiss
