Got kicked out of an antiques store today because my payment was not "full"
apparently the fact that the vase was 2nd hand was not an excuse.Submitted by: giorgiss
In the days before money was invented, people used fruit and vegetables to pay for goods.
That would be quite awkward if you wanted to purchase fruit and vegetables.Submitted by: giorgiss
While queuing at the checkout in Tesco's today,
I had plenty of time to admire their 8 'show purposes only' checkouts.Submitted by: giorgiss
Whilst out shopping I often wondered what C & A stands for,
I've just realised it's to help women to get their knickers on the right way roundSubmitted by: giorgiss
When out shopping one day my wife exclaimed 'Homebase really is my home away from home!'
They do some nice kitchens after all.Submitted by: giorgiss
'Hi there and welcome to Hollister! Would you like earplugs, a gas mask or a flashlight?'
Submitted by: giorgiss
Spring Deal:
50% off all trampolinesSubmitted by: giorgiss
I'm very disappointed with Marks and Spencer. I didn't see any black women in underwear for sale in any of their departments.
Submitted by: giorgiss
'The new Tesco app let's you order from your iPhone'
Because iPhone users weren't quite annoying enough.Submitted by: giorgiss
I always feel awkward when I wear a blue and yellow T-shirt in Ikea.
Submitted by: giorgiss
