Jokes in category: “social networks”:

Women write the most pointless things on Facebook.
I've just seen a status saying:
'I'm sitting here with a cup of tea, I can't believe how cold it is, I'm not happy!!!'
Is that really worth putting on Facebook?
Just make yourself another one.

Submitted by: giorgiss

I said to my daughter, "Where are you going all dressed up?"
She said, "The bathroom, I need a new facebook picture."

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I was on Facebook earlier. I clicked on the wrong icon by mistake, and before Iknew it,I'd joined one of those pointless, stupid groups.
I'd clicked on "Sign up for Facebook".

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Facebook...Helping boyfriends remember their girlfriends birthday since 2004

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I love the new facebook.
Keeps recommending that I poke my friend's mum.

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Great little prank for Facebook chat:
Click on anyone randomly and type
"I couldn't be bothered taking her to the abortion clinic, so I just did it myself"
Then type, "Oops sorry wrong convo!"
The responses are priceless!

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Facebook Mobile - For when you having a poo and there's no reading material.

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I am so sick of people bombarding me with their stupid Facebook and Twitter updates about every stupid thing they do
Any way I'm off for a poo
I've got a tape measure and some scales so I'll let you know how it goes

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Twitter: The only way you can legally follow children.

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I just found out today that I'm sentenced to four years in prison.
If anyone sees this, please go on my Facebook and change my relationship status to "it's complicated".

Submitted by: giorgiss