When signing up to facebook, I put ethnicity 'black' by accident. There is no 'poke' option, it says 'stab' instead.
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I'm starting a collection of STI's any of you dirty skets care to donate any to me?
Ooops, my mistake, I thought this was the facebook fan page for pregnant teenagers.Submitted by: giorgiss
A hacker attack briefly shut down Twitter on Thursday.
Millions of twitterers were forced to talk to each other the old fashioned way.
Through Facebook.Submitted by: giorgiss
My Wife just became a fan of "Unknown Drunken Injuries" on Facebook.
It's good to see she's playing along.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm glad my Facebook isn't a real book.
Many of the pages would be stuck together by now.Submitted by: giorgiss
I think real stalkers would be insulted by people who call themselves "facebook stalkers."
Oooh, you click around on different profiles hoping to find tagged pictures of that cute babe you met in a club. You are so edgy and dangerous.
Try camping out in front of Cheryl Coles's house wearing a nappy and night vision goggles then maybe we'll talk.Submitted by: giorgiss
I think It's great that there are groups on Facebook such as '1,000,000 United Against the BNP', fighting against immoral views. Currently with 640,000 members and growing larger by the day.
I think it's even better that there are groups such as 'I will name my Son Batman If this page gets to 500,000' with over 690,000 members.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm beginning to think that facebook is as bad as sickipedia.
I wrote on my status: "Has just slit an old women's throat and nicked all her money"
Logged in 30mins later, and it said 41 people like this.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm pretty sure if I put what was actually on my mind as my Facebook status, all my friends would delete me.
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I almost forgot to update my status that I'd been to the gym.
What a waste of a workout that would have been!Submitted by: giorgiss
