Neville1951 wrote:
"Isn't it funny that you can have over 200 friends on Facebook,, but still manage to find it hard to get someone to come out with you for a pint down the pub."
Yeah to be fair though 95% of the people on my facebook are just random birds I've added to check out their holiday pictures...and to be completely fair, none of them are going to be getting served a pint in a pub.Submitted by: giorgiss
I recently played 'FarmVille' on Facebook, even that game has a sense of humour. I created a black character with a large afro and planted some cotton.
Or, if you wait a few days, you can hire another black person to pick the cotton for you. Remember, you don't pay him so you make 25% more money!Submitted by: giorgiss
I was in an Internet cafe changing my Facebook picture for the NSPCC campaign.
Took so long to upload that I got frustrated and punched the kid next to me.Submitted by: giorgiss
Facebook; Because following young girls around town is far too risky.
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Facebook users are roaming the streets in tears, shoving photos of themselves in people's faces and screaming 'DO YOU LIKE THIS? DO YOU?'
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I saw a group on Facebook called "Dear students, I know when you're texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, teacher."
Unless you're a black guy sitting next to a white guy...Submitted by: giorgiss
BBC News: "Facebook: 5 things to avoid"
What are the other 4?Submitted by: giorgiss
I was just thinking,
Could I grow weed in FarmVille then sell it on Mafia Wars?Submitted by: giorgiss
I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my mate.
He said, "I don't follow you."Submitted by: giorgiss
When I found out I had one hour to live, it was hard to decide what I should do.
Eventually I decided, I would forward the email to 25 of my friends.Submitted by: giorgiss