Facebook:
A way to keep up to date with all the parties I haven't been invited to.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just seen the new trailer for the film "The Social Network".
I liked it.Submitted by: giorgiss
My friend's facebook status says "Michael Jackson you are a living legend"...
..Well, actually mate I beg to differ.Submitted by: giorgiss
"999 emergency services police department, how can I help?"
"A man has broken into my house, he has a gun and has my wife hostage."
"Sorry, sir, but we do not have any units available right now."
"Okay, but someone has just called me a nasty word on Twitter."
"Why didn't you say? We'll have an officer around within five minutes."Submitted by: giorgiss
I added my friend Jamal as a neighbour on Farmville yesterday.
I logged on this morning to find that all my chickens had been stolen and he'd opened up a KFC.Submitted by: giorgiss
Facebook is a lot of hard work.. I had to create a second account for my right hand, just so I could tell the world I was 'in a relationship' with it...
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When I was young I used to have an imaginary friend, now I'm on facebook I have 319.
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Just checked my Farmville for the first time in three years.
It's now a supermarket.Submitted by: giorgiss
Anyone else find it funny that on Facebook's FarmVille all the lonely sheep are black!
Submitted by: giorgiss
Google+ is like a gym membership.
Everyone signs up for it but never uses itSubmitted by: giorgiss
