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Im looking forward to logging on from prison and reading all the jokes about my neighbours children.Submitted by: giorgiss
If you haven't got anything interesting to say... join Facebook and tell everyone on there.
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I hate it when couples have a little argument and the girlfriend changes her Facebook status to 'single'.
I mean, I have arguments with my parents all the time, you don't see me changing my status to 'orphan'.Submitted by: giorgiss
I just tried to log on to the the Ethiopian version of Facebook.
It said, "Sorry, no feed available."Submitted by: giorgiss
A dying granny tells her granddaughter, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor and other equipment, the farmhouse and 22,398,750.78 in cash."
The granddaughter, about to be rich, says, "Oh my, granny, you are so generous. I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?"
With her last breath, her granny whispered, "Facebook....."Submitted by: giorgiss
I went on a Haitian's Facebook. His family pictures were underneath his wall.
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I was wondering what that strange thing in the air was today, that blew my coffee over and made me lose my cigarette on my break at work. But thanks to my friends on Facebook with status updates, I have now found out it is windy outside.
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Mark Zuckerberg's wedding reception was going well.
But, just as everyone had got used to the seating arrangement, he changed the layout for no apparent reason.Submitted by: giorgiss
facebook.cn, the Chinese version of Facebook, was launched earlier today.
Within hours, it had 12 million pages, but unfortunately, they're all the same.Submitted by: giorgiss
Last night I went to a fancy dress party as 'Where's Wally'. I proceeded to spend the entire night posing in the background of people's photos.
I can't wait to see these photos up on facebook.Submitted by: giorgiss
