My motto in life is ''you get out what you put in'', which is why my car does so little miles per gallon.
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How about harnessing wave energy at Airport departures?
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Marathon runner Rob Sloan, recently admitted to cheating by catching a bus to the finish line and hiding behind a tree and waiting until the other runners came into view before claiming 3rd place.
Witnesses were astonished as events unfolded as the number 336 service arrived on time.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just kicked my neighbours car, now I have to figure out how to get a smart car out of a tree.
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My mum and dad left me in the car earlier today while they went and done the shopping. Sat there for hours bored out of my mind.
They did leave my Gameboy with me but the sign outside said, "No loading at any times," and I really couldn't be bothered starting a new game.Submitted by: giorgiss
I just got off the plane in China and a guy asked if he could look through my suitcase.
I was warned that they have some strange customs in Asia.Submitted by: giorgiss
I got arrested yesterday, i was at the airport and i was singing innocently to the customer announcement noise they always play before an announcement.
only afterwards i realised why "bom, bom, bom, bom" was inappropriate.Submitted by: giorgiss
BBC News: 'Woman Travels To Work And Ends Up Back At Same Station 8 Hours Later'.
So everyone else is just as shocked as me to see that her train wasn't cancelled.Submitted by: giorgiss
You know when the price of fuel is high when its cheaper to run your car on Redex.
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I recently went for a job interview to be a train driver.
But the interviewer didn't turn up on time so i didn't get the jobSubmitted by: giorgiss
