At the moment work is hard to find, so I've been going through a dry period.
Although picking congealed blood off my wife's sanitary towel isn't going to solve the problem.Submitted by: giorgiss
It's a shame that Clinton's could be losing 8,000 members of staff as in a few months there's expected to be 8,000 people receiving 'Congratulations on your new job' cards
Submitted by: giorgiss
My boss fired me from my job at Big O Tires.
Apparently I'm not good at handling the pressure.Submitted by: giorgiss
I lost my job yesterday after taking 4 days on a team building exercise that should have only taken half a day at the most.
I dont think they realise how much effort went into balancing that perfect fantasy football team.Submitted by: giorgiss
I have a sign in the window at work that says, "No more than two school kids at a time"
Which was why I lost my job as a teacher.Submitted by: giorgiss
My job interview didn't go well yesterday.
When asked, "What do I see myself doing in 10 years time?" my mind just went blank.
I really fancied being a psychic as well.Submitted by: giorgiss
The wife blames my obsession with Frank Sinatra as the reason for our drapery business going into receivership.
And so I face the final curtain ...Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate said he can get me a new job at the Jobcentre.
I turned up yesterday, had a look around and realised he sent me to the immigration office.
He keeps calling saying "where are you?" but I'm not gonna fall for it twiceSubmitted by: giorgiss
I just finished my work in Africa helping carry full water containers on my head,
that's a weight off my mind.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was sick of my work uniform making me look as silly as possible, so I got a new job.
I left Morrisons, and started working as a clown.Submitted by: giorgiss
