Handy tip:
Do not take off your camouflage jacket in the woods.Submitted by: giorgiss
Stop interrupting me while I'm ignoring you.
Submitted by: giorgiss
What goes around , comes around
so it really doesn't go , does it ???Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife's been telling me to watch my drinking...
so now I only go to bars with mirrors.Submitted by: giorgiss
People on nights out :
Convince the world you are having a great time by updating your facebook status every 2 minutes about how good it is and how jealous we should all be.Submitted by: giorgiss
Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."Submitted by: giorgiss
If it ain't broke, take it apart and fix it.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Never get into a fight with someone who has a large tattoo on their neck.
Do they look the kind of person who has anything to lose?Submitted by: giorgiss
What's more fun than a Fun Size candy bar?
A regular sized candy bar.Submitted by: giorgiss
Replace your front door with a backless wardrobe filled with large coats this winter to recreate the magic of Narnia every time you leave your house.
Submitted by: giorgiss
